I’m writing to you about my life again because honestly I just need people to laugh with me at this point. I am going to start off with the most recent moment, which was today.
I went tanning with my friend because, in just 19 long days we will be in Mexico drunk off our asses. She drove us there and when she drove me home we pull into my driveway and some homeless man is digging through our dumpster, while everyone is yelling at him our their windows. Honestly it was kind of scary so my friend drove around the block and had me sit in her car and call the police so he’d leave and get fed. I called the police and right as we were about to hang up he left so they never came. Thank goodness. What a Monday right?
Well this last weekend it was my friends 20th birthday and she had recently moved out to Las Vegas and wanted me to come out. Friday I flew out around 5:30pm and landed there at like 7pm and I was so excited to see her and the new Fifty Shades Darker movie!!! If you’ve seen it you know what I’m talking about. It was better than the last one because it was more about their love story than they kinky sex.
The next day we went shopping and then hung out around the house till it was time for Chippendales!!!! If you have never heard of it, look it up so you can watch a sneak peak. I highly recommend it! Then comes Sunday when I need to fly out, so I check in using my app for delta and I don’t have a seat assignment. I was annoyed because I am a skymiles member and I should be one of the firsts to have a nice seat. Whatever. I get my seat and you can probably guess where I got seated. YUP the very back of the plane… AHAHAH my life is almost too perfect. Any who I made it home safely thank goodness. There was a good 15 minutes where we hit really bad turbulence like I couldn’t type on my computer and thought I wasn’t going to make it.
Here is to this week guys! We can do it! Well maybe you guys can but I’ll struggle through per usual. Love to all.